Life Of A Convenience Store Clerk

Based On A True Story

Customer 1: Can I have a Coke please?

Clerk: What kind?

Customer 1: Regular OF COURSE (rolls eyes in disgust at the clerk's stupidity)

Clerk: Here you go sir (do I look like a psychic to you? @!!#@)

Customer 2: Can I have a Coke please?

Clerk: Here you go sir (handing over a can of regular Coke)

Customer 2: No I want a Diet Coke...jezz

Clerk: Oh sorry, here you go (why didn't you say so then !!@#@!)

Customer 3: Can I have a Coke please?

Clerk: errrmm...what kind sir?

Customer 3: Regular please

Clerk: (hands over a can of regular Coke...phew no drama this time) 50 Cents please

Customer 3: And can I have a pack of gum?

Clerk: (hands over the gum) err...$1.24 please

Customer 3: And...give me 3 Snickers bar

Clerk: (hands over the Snickers)...emm....$2.79 please


Customer 3: ermm....and...can I have a pack of Doritos and 2 packets of Jelly Beans.

Clerk: (hands over the stuff)

Customer 3: ...

Clerk: ......

Customer 3: Well common, how much is it then? I am in a hurry dammit

Clerk: !@$#@!