Reasons To Become A Meatarian

You might be wondering what in the world is a “Meatarian”, to those intellectuals out there having a panic attack fearing that you might not be as smart as you thought you were for not knowing this word, don’t worry because it’s a new vocabulary I just made up. So what is a “Meatarian”? It’s basically the opposite of a vegetarian, someone who only eats meat and refuses to touch any food that is the slightest shade of green. So what possible reason could anyone have of becoming a “Meatarian”…well I will tell you.


1.       Vegetables are plants. Plants absorb carbon dioxide and release fresh oxygen for us humans to breath. Livestock breathe oxygen and releases toxic carbon dioxide. So you are literally eating away precious oxygen for us with every mouthful.
2.       Plants have feelings too. For those that choose to be vegetarians out of feeling sorry for those smelly smug faced creatures, spare a thought for the poor soil dwelling organism. Not only are they unable to run or put up any kind of resistance what so ever to prevent their butchering (harvesting), which by the way uses a method that lacks any regards for being humane whatsoever. They are also unable to express any remorse at their own demise.
3.       Plants don’t complain. Forget to feed your heard a meal or let their watering trays go dry and you will hear endless wining and moaning from them. Forget to keep the ambient temperature of their bedding hay to their desire and you will never hear the end of it. You will never hear a single complain from your forever joyful crop however. Forget water them? Doesn’t matter. Forget to give them fertilizers? Don’t worry. They will fight on through life forever optimistic.
So for anyone out there still firmly holding on to their vegetarianism for reasons other than personal heath, take a look at the cute potted plant in your room and think of all their cute cousins being butchered because of you.