Sunday, May 22, 2011

Politicians Only Care About Being In Power

They talk about integrity, sacrifices and changes, but their actions often contradict what they are saying. It often (almost always) seems like their overwhelming priority is either to get elected, or re-elected. So to clear things up on what is exactly going on in their heads. We have looked further into the matter.
Finally, after years of intensive research and exhaustive tests performed by the world’s foremost neuroscientists, we have finally cracked the sophisticated puzzle that is the POLITICIAN’S MIND. We are proud therefore, to present to you our findings in the diagram below. We understand that the diagram of the politician’s thought train can seem very complicated at first, but by taking time to slowly study it we are confident that you will be able to at least gain some small insight into the workings of the supremely large muscle mass that is “the politician’s brain”.



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